Stop being a conspiracy theorist. The Catholic Church doesn't have fish hats.

We are pure and white. Our priests dont wear babylonian fish hats. Why, uh, because i say so. Plus, the CC doesnt have idols. Why, uh, because that means im going to hell if they do, so ill just say they dont. It makes me feel better.
Hahahahahahaa. Catholics, ive noticed, will say absolutey anything and everything to justify that idolatrous cult of the pedophile priest. Its just a cover for a child porn ring. Good cover; a religion. Wow. Clever.