Ill Cry a River Over You

Hey, who said catholic statues dont have power? Well, we do when asked by a non catholic. It keeps the conversation simple. But halleelouya, our graven images are the best. Yessereee Bob. Hey lookee here, our Mary statue is cryin up a storm.Boy howdee, JohnPaul got him a real fancy idol happening there. Ooooweee, it great to be catholic. JohnPaul is standing cause hes a little sore from doing penance the nite befor. If its good enough for our blessed Pope, its good enough for me. I whipped myself so long and hard last nite, i could see the gates of heaven and Peter wavin at me. Yeah baby yeah.Hey now, looks like the local graven image of Mary has quite a following today. How does that old song go....oh yeah.......At the foot of the ol rugged graven image....toodle dee doo. God must be lovin that. The faithful on their knees befor an image. The bible speaks of little else. Jesus and his boys always found time to bow to the statue of Mary. Ahh forget the second commandment. Bibles are all wrong. The wonderful catechism got rid of that pesky command.One day we will fire back up the Inquisition and hang anyone who wont bow to image. Oh the glory days of the Catholic Church, we need them back again. Then we could change the name of the office in charge back to its real name...The Holy Office. We changed it because it brought up ugly memories. Now its called Doctrine of Faith or some non sense. Once again when the air is black with the smoke of burning bible believers we will restore the name Holy Office. Thank you Mary. Oh Mary, let the streets run red with the blood of heretics who dont follow the Pontif of Rome.Thank you Mary

Jessicas Trip to Idols R Us

Oh, god commands us to make images. He has cherubs on the Ark therefor we can make all kinds of graven images. Look, Moses made a bronz sepent. So you see, the second commandment is no good.

 Blind religious catholics. God told Moses to put cherubs on the Ark, ....he told US no to make graven images and bow to them. Stupid hellbound catholics, no one could look at the Ark but the high priest. People didnt file by it and kiss it like idol worshiping catholics do to Jupiter in the hellish Vatican.Oh but the bronze serpent, that makes it ok to make idols. Once again you punchdrunk catholics, what your pedophile priests dont tell you is Hezikiah got rid of the serpent cause people were venerating it....worshiping it. God hates venerating objects. Thats why its so big in the catholic church. The CC does everything god hates, because the leader of the CC wants to keep you out of heaven.